A woman from Pennsylvania is to marry her roller coaster.
Writes the metro UK,
She enjoys a ’satisfying’ sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a ‘magic carpet’ themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.
The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Ms Wolfe, from Pennsylvania, suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.
Ms Wofe is one of a growing number of objectum-sexuals, people who experience arousal, attraction, love and commitment to innanimate objects.
How will objectum-sexuals treat emerging devices?
Will this trend grow as objects become more intelligent?
Certainly people are becoming emotionally attached to their mediating technologies. In large part because it allows them to connect to other people, but some of this transfers to the objects themselves, in a way…
Where does the “crack-berry” phenomenon fit into all this?
UPDATE: I don’t even have to make this stuff up
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warning, though, “By clicking on the button to enter this website you are agreeing that you are an adult and wish to view or purchase sexual or erotic material, and that this material is not prohibited in the community in which you live (where is that???).”
At first it might be all about the sex, but then you start to really care for her. Like the guys on this BBC documentary.